Friends with Yachts

Art Basel ~ The Venetian Marina ~ Satire

Dec 27, 2022

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Escape from winter! I promised this story to my IG followers earlier this year and here it is. I invite you to critique my work in the comment section. Be naughty and nice. What did I do well? What did I do wrong?

*Autofiction. Copyright, Charlotte Dune 2022

**THIS IS SATIRE.

Every person needs a friend with a yacht. The bigger the yacht, the better you are at living. This is a Miami prerequisite, the penultimate pursuit, and I am not alone. LionFlute and PoisonBee are also on the boat, which is almost a yacht, technically a yacht, though likely the smallest vessel one could grant such a term to—a baby boy yacht.

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